The Courteous Reply of the Australian Vic Richardson in Response to a Complaint from the England Cricket Captain Douglas Jardine Concerning Obscenity

Which one of you bastards,
You bastardized bastards,
I’m saying you bastards,
Is being obscene

To a pommie-type bastard,
Posh, upper-crust bastard
Unbearable bastard,
You know who I mean,

Too smug for a bastard,
Too smooth for a bastard,
A bastardly bastard,
Like Douglas Jardine.