Sistine Chapel


God and Sainsbury’s


My foreign readers need to know that Sainsbury’s
is an English supermarket of a superior kind.

I saw the Lord at Sainsbury’s. He drives
A Lexus, black as night and light as air.
He had His halo and His flaming sword,
His long white curly beard and seven wives
Who all looked very comfortable in there.
At Sainsbury’s I saw the Living Lord.

Some say the God who comforts and protects us
Does not exist. Or if He does, He died. It
All happened long ago. I say they err.
God shops at Sainsbury’s and drives a Lexus.
I saw Him with His seven wives inside it.
Those atheists are full of shit. Yes sir.